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I've had a few bad ideas

By gzt (Sun Jul 06, 2008 at 04:27:19 PM EST) gzt, bad decisions, bad ideas, the tick, crystal lake, friggin' intense (all tags)

And I've made some bad decisions. I think we'd all be a bit better off if I worked to reverse some of them and not continue on my way towards destruction. I can't guarantee I'll fix them all and I won't promise to be perfect, but I'll make a start and work on the big ones.

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The man who has plenty of wheelbarrows and giveth his neighbor none ...

By lm (Sun Jul 06, 2008 at 03:11:25 PM EST) (all tags)

... he shan't have any of my wheelbarrows when his wheelbarrows are gone.

Oh goodness me, I'm done to just one wheelbarrow.

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Hollow Point Bullet Form

By CheeseburgerBrown (Sun Jul 06, 2008 at 12:24:30 PM EST) (all tags)

"By the way, I oiled the hinge on your diary."

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Poem of the Day: "Ajamil and the Tigers" by Arun Kolatkar

By Beechwood 45789 (Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 02:49:16 PM EST) (all tags)

"We feel that means are more important than ends.
We're coming to see you as friends.
And that's the truth."

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Rained Out.

By ObviousTroll (Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 01:17:59 PM EST) (all tags)

We got rained out on the Fourth, but here's a couple of photos of what we did instead.

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"Japan's Clockwork Trains - Sayonara?"

By lylehsaxon (Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 11:18:19 AM EST) (all tags)

Japan's trains are generally known for three things - 1) They're crowded, 2) They're nearly always on-time, and 3) The super-express (Shinkansen) trains are fast. Many of the trains are less crowded than before (thanks to more of them and to companies allowing flextime), but unfortunately, breaks with the schedule seem to be increasing. .....

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Blade Runner

By ana (Sat Jul 05, 2008 at 08:58:53 AM EST) (all tags)

movie. dinner. friends. kitties.

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I am a veritable captain of industry

By gzt (Fri Jul 04, 2008 at 09:32:02 PM EST) gzt, friggin' intense, awesome, old portero, modern moonlight, steak (all tags)

I purchased a steak and made it to my specifications. I AM A VERITABLE CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

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Sombering thought

By jayhawk88 (Fri Jul 04, 2008 at 11:15:00 AM EST) (all tags)

Disaster Movie is less than 2 months away from making $20 million opening weekend.

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New Orange Kitty*

By toxicfur (Fri Jul 04, 2008 at 10:39:06 AM EST) (all tags)

*and other stuff

New Orange Kitty still doesn't have a name, though I'm sort of leaning toward Calcifer, after the fire demon in Howl's Moving Castle. He is a little demon -- I can tell by the scratch marks on my arm.

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-	Tea... with treacle. And limes! Always limes!	4%
-	There's that thing you do with your eyebrow that makes all the children's bellies glow, could you do that round 4:30 or so? I got a girl coming by.	4%
-	The fearsome aqueous plants know who you are and what you've done. I suggest you start running. Tonight, son.	50%
-	"Erratically," they said, as though there were some other way to say it, "we cannot believe we're speaking in unison!"	22%
-	Two spoonfuls please.. right on my bum.	18%

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